Ok, So, Cool!

So I found out tonight that my ex boyfriend has totally moved on. I strolled upon his facebook only to find that he has posted new pictures of him and his new girlfriend. Surprisingly, I feel nothing. I couldn’t even get myself to cry and believe me I tried. You know it only seems natural to cry, right? Like I should be totally upset, but I guess it is a good week and God has graced me with the ability to feel absolutely nothing!! It is even more than being numb, it is like never caring!!

Steps to follow on how to get over an ex.

1. Believe down to the core of you that there is someone so special that God has closed the door and get excited for the new door to open.

2. Make sure to not over romanticize about your ex, if he or she were so great then why didn’t it work?

3. For girls mainly, play dress up! Buy a mirror and name him Fabio, this mirror should always lie to you and tell you that you are the hottest thing since sliced bread.

4. For guys, go fishing, drink beer and enjoy man time.

Basically, it is all about mind games. Play wonderful mind games on yourself and enjoy this new season!

Dating Coach, Dawn Donohoo

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3 Responses to “Ok, So, Cool!”

  1. rose says:

    I love fab fabio! I agree every girl needs a mirror that STRETCHES the truth a little!!

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